Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q. What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a flash light in her ears.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q. What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a flash light in her ears.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago? A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
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