6 Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists

By Paul Nyhart


Here's a query: will you miss listening to the likes of Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you answered yes, you happen to be either a) a 15 year old girl or B) someone who dons shades indoors. Should you undoubtedly answered no, you're probably one of the millions of silent Americans who don't fully realize where to turn when it comes to discovering music which truly has a message as well as speaks to matters close to them (have you kissed a girl and did you like it?)

Pop Musicians are really a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out songs such as factories crank out car parts or fast food restaurants crank out hamburgers. Wouldn't it be great to provide ourselves some variety, specifically something that spoke to the lifestyle of gamers? Nerdcore doesn't pretend to be pop music, as well as that's why it had success amongst individuals who are searching for something diverse. It's music that is unique, has a message, and a ton of unheard of music artists who happen to be talented yet not known. I do believe it's time we gave Nerdcore some more "air-time."

Listed below are 6 Pop Musicians that must be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:

Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core

Replacing: New Boyz

Although switching the "S" in boys to "Z" teeters dangerously close to 1337sp34K, this band of youngsters not lawfully old enough to purchase Goldschlager, would be forgotten by merely a few individuals, probably beginning with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist's mother and father. Their number 1 song on iTunes speaks volumes regarding how excellent of a contribution the band has made to music:

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

Met met a group of girls in a Escalade

They came with you and left with me

It is considered the lyrics were inspired by a combination of John Lennon's sound as well as a dream Ozzy Osbourne had. Nerdcore rise-up...

Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme

Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The guy from those perfume advertisements

P Diddy is quite the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family album is still among my favorites to this day, as well as the impressive Mo' Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that guy's name?) is still one of the most memorable music videos of the 1990's.

P Diddy is actually a brand name, a commodity...he's been intelligent enough to control his brand and ensure he was the man pulling the strings. His songs has grown into much more of a marketing tool, and he is much more replaceable than any music performer not named Rebecca Black, even though slightly less creative (at least she has her very own original records).

Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris

Replacing: Nicki Minaj

In the most befuddling mystery ever since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is among the most profitable music artists of all-time. That's based from the simple fact that she is the only musician to have seven songs in the Billboard Top 100 all at once. Look at yet another simple fact, though...all but one of those happen to be cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, as well as Jay Sean.

Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Should we need to consistently keep listening to find out. Here's hoping we don't have to...

Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker

Replacing: Jeremih

I bet you thought I was gonna propose replacing "Eminem" didn't you? Yet that would have been, well, ridiculous. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn't actually care what other individuals think...you'd need to think that his enormous success is tied directly to fan demand to experience genuine musicians...but the executives making the decisions must think otherwise.

But, I digress, we're swapping out Jerimih, the man who loves birthday sex and wants you down on him. He's incredibly popular, drives luxury vehicles and is a star. Hey, I'm sold...the question is, just how many more songs would it take in order to know that Jermih is a filthy rich superstar, until we stop caring?

I thought I told you Imma star

You see the ice, you see the cars

Flashy lights, everywhere we are,

Live tonight, like there's no tomorrow

Painfully enough, we're still finding out.

Nerdcore Artist: Beefy

Replacing: T-Pain

I remember T-Pain's debut single "I'm Sprung." A song dedicated to his wife, which actually provided some exclusive insight into the conflicting nature of (dare I mention it) love.

Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I'm on a Boat music video who apparently really loves money (just like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win...no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He'd be easy to replace - get rid of the autotune and make him put 5 grand in a jar everytime he mentions the word money in a record and he'd make music for Ke$ha this time in a few days.

Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot

Replacing: will.i.am

He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one guy from the Black Eyed Peas who really speaks. He's turn out to be among the most dominant producers/beat makers in the music business. He's a God amongst women working on their treadmills, looking for that extra boost to get them going (try this if you really want to go huge) but to anyone searching for actual music, he' just another dude making filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, yet doesn't really do it for anyone looking for a jolt of motivation or something which they can relate to (that's what music is supposed to do, remember).

Stepped up in the party like my name was "that b***h".

All these haters mad because I'm so established.

They know I'm a beast, yeah I'm a f**king savage

Haters you can kill yourself.

And so let it be written, let it be told...

Yet do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and inform me if you feel the world is ready for more Nerdcore.




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